Who: Robert Browning and Niccolo Machiavelli
Where: Outside, between the bar the dorms
When: Very recent!
P for Plot.

( Jingle jingle, clack clack clack. )

Who: George Sand and Oliver Sweeney
Where: Near Lowood, then a toy store!
When: Recently, old chap.

( Tell me, did it hurt when you fell from heaven? )

Who: Jack Kerouac and Oliver Sweeney
Where: The Community Park, then Hawthorne Dormitory
When: Presumably before Jack's bout of book defiling with Jane.

( You ask your mama how she made you, man? No, you just be glad you're alive. )